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BEERS AND SELTZERS
PBR Short (12oz) $3
Busch Light $3
Budweiser $4
Bud Light $4
Coors Light $4
Miller Light $4
Miller High Life $4
Tecate $4
Yuengling $4
PBR Tall Boy (16oz) $5
Cincy Light $5
(Rhinegiest)
Heineken $5
Corona $5
Twisted Tea $5
Angry Orchard $6
White Claw $6
Blue Moon $6
Black Raspberry Capy Snacks $6
(Urban Artifact)
Model Negra $6
Stella Artois $6
Nitro Milk Stout $6
Michelob Ultra $6
High Noon $7
Sway $7
Zombie Dust $7
Fifty West Doom Pedal $7
Guiness $7
Radler $7
(Grapefruit or Raspberry)
Rhinegeist $7
(Truth, Bubbles, Zappy, or Summer)
Cider Boys Strawberry Magic $7
Gadget Mixed Berry Fruit Tart $8
(Urban Artifact)
SPKD Ade $8
(Red, Blue, Orange, or Green)
Warhammer Apple Mead with Blueberry $8
Revel Wine (2 Cups in 1 Can!) $13
(Rose, Blanc, and Rouge)
NON ALCOHOLIC
Soda $3
(Coke, Diet Coke, Root Beer, Sprite, Ginger Ale)
Juice $2
(Orange, Pineapple, Cranberry)
Lemonade $2
(regular or lavender)
Zero Proof White Claw $5
(Mango, Black Cherry, Lime, Peach)
NA Beer $6
NA Strawberry Magic $6
Pocari Sweat $6
Urban Artifact Seedless $6
(Strawberry or Mango)
Red Bull $5
Monster $5
Non-Alcoholic Cocktails
Sober Slut $3
Strawberry Lemonade Shaken to Perfection.
Orange Dreamsicle Mocktail $6
Orange Creamsicle Mocktail served with or without Whipped Cream.
Lé Man Cream Mocktail $6
Lucious Lemon Creamsicle Mocktail served with or without whipped cream.
Haunted Apple Mocktail $6
Chilled Carmel Apple Mocktail made with Pineapple Juice, Cranberry Juice, Lime Juice, Sour Mix Lime Juice. Drizzled with Carmel and a Dash of Salt.
Piña Colada Mocktail $6
Cream of Coconut, Lime Juice, and Pineapple Juice shaken to perfection.
Bloody Mixie’s Mocktail $6
Lime Juice, Lemon Juice, Bloody Mary Mix shaken.
Joey Juice $6
Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, Strawberry Puree Shaken and Poured over Sprite.
Magic Mocktail $5
Magical Mocktail made with a Magical Mix of Açaí Berry and Blue Raspberry flavor, and Edible Glitter with a Splash of Vanilla and Blue Raspberry Syrup. Served with a Magical Performance.
Specialty Shots
Green Tea $4
Well Whiskey, Peach Schnapps, Lemonade.
Pink Starburst $4
Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, Watermelon Schnapps, Lemonade.
Blue Starburst $4
Blue Raspberry Vodka, Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, Blue Raspberry Syrup, Lemonade.
Fruit Loops Shot $6
Loopy Vodka, RumChata, Blue Curaçao. Tastes Like Fruit Loops Cereal Milk.
Cocktails
Vodka Lemonade $7
(Regular & Lavender)
Vodka with Regular or Lavender Lemonade.
Slutty Strawberry Lemonade $8
Vodka with Lemonade and Strawberry Puree Shaken.
Mixie’s Margarita $8
(Lime, Strawberry, Peach, Watermelon, Black Raspberry)
Margarita with Tequila, Triple Sec or Flavored Liqueur, Lime Juice and Sour Mix Shaken.
Sassy Ass Spicy Margarita $10
(Scorchin’ Scale 0-10)
Spicy Margarita with Spicy Tequila and Pineapple Jalapeño Tequila, Triple Sec, Sour Mix and Pineapple Juice Shaken.
Piña Colada $8
Tropical Cocktail with Malibu Coconut Rum, Cream of Coconut, Pineapple Juice Shaken.
Sex on the Beach $8
Sexy Tropical Cocktail made with Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, with a Splash of Grenadine.
Rocket Power $8
Tropical Silver Rum Cocktail.
Kawaii Melon Ball $8
Refreshing Lemony Lime Vodka Cocktail.
Monster Cock $8
Pineapple, Cranberry and Lime Juice with Apple Crown Royal and Monster Energy Drink.
Caramel Apple Hot Cocktail (Hot!) $10
Carmel Apple Hot Cider with a kick of Fireball or Spiced Rum Served Hot!
Orange Dreamsicle $10
Deliciously Dreamy Cocktail that tastes like an Orange Creamsicle. Made with Tripple Sac, Vanilla and Whipped Cream Vodka. Served with or without Whipped Cream on Top.
Lé Man Cream Cocktail $10
Lovely Lemon Creamsicle Cocktail made with Tripple Sac, Vanilla and Whipped Cream Vodka, Lemon Juice and Lemonade. Served with or without Whipped Cream on Top.
Haunted Apple Cocktail $10
Chilled Carmel Apple Cocktail made with Apple Crown Royal. Drizzled with Carmel and a Dash of Salt.
Cap’Ns RootBeer Float $10
RootBeer Float made with Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with an Optional Whipped Cream Cap.
Pink Pony Boy $11
Tropical Cocktail made with Watermelon Schnapps, Silver Rum, Malibu Coconut Rum & Pineapple Juice. Served with a Splash of Grenadine.
Greenie Boy $11
Greenie Cocktail made with Silver Rum, Malibu Coconut Rum, Blue Curaçao ,Melon Liqueur, and Pineapple Juice.
Bio Fuel $11
Big Blue Cocktail with Tequila, Silver Rum, Blue Curaçao, Sour Mix, Tonic Water and Sprite.
Crazy Cunt Cocktail $11
Crazy Cherry Cocktail made with Cherry and Vanilla Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps and Black Cherry White Claw, with a Drizzle of Grenadine.
Big Berry Chill $11
Berry Delicious Cocktail made with Vodka, Watermelon Schnapps, Lime White Claw, and Strawberry Puree.
Goosebumps $11
Ghoulish cocktail made with Smirnoff Apple Vodka, Melon Liqueur, Splash of Sour Apple Syrup, and Green Apple White Claw.
Long Island Ice Tea $12
Tequila, Silver Rum, Gin, Vodka, Triple Sec, Sour Mix, Splash of Coke.
Blue Mother Fucker $12
Tequila, Silver Rum, Gin, Vodka, Blue Curaçao, Sour Mix, and Sprite.
Magic Cocktail $10
Magical Cocktail made with Blue Raspberry Vodka, Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, a Magical Mix of Açaí Berry and Blue Raspberry flavor and Edible Glitter. Served with a Magical Performance.
SHOTS
Well $5 | Mid $6 | Top $7 | Tip Top $9
MIXED DRINKS
Well $7 | Mid $8 | Top $9 | Specialty $12
